Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Obituary

Bob “The Tunanator” Daniels

Bob Daniels died in Las Angelus, California on October 21st, 2004 after he choked on a bad rutabaga that he had removed from his pantry. The rutabaga seemed to have been several weeks, maybe a month old and has some moss growing on it. This contributed it to being too big to swallow and thus leading to Bob’s demise.

Bob was born January 30th, 1944 in Austin, Texas. Bob was an orphan until being adopted by Jack and Jenna Daniels in 1950. He was an average student and did not go to college. Bob worked as an office supervisor for 20 years for the Gerald Company. He also had a few freelance voice acting jobs here and there, earning some extra cash. Bob was well known in the country for his actions in the Tuna Rebellion, where he slaughtered many of the Tuna Beasts before their leader, Popo Tuna, retreated back to his domain for the time being. He gained the nickname, the Tunanator for this event. Details on the Tunaverse are still unknown to the world.

Bob has no spouse or child, and his parents and their family had passed on without any known relatives to him as his parents were distant. However, bob did have an apprentice which he trained to fight the Tuna Beasts. Young Tunar now takes on his master’s duty to fight Popo Tuna.

There will be a mourning day at Ground Tuna on November 1st, in memorial to the day when the Tuna Rebellion ended. Tunar will also being accepting worthy ones after the service to build up a force to fight the Tuna Beasts as his master, died before he could do the same.